Thank you for allowing me to finally unleash the stockpile of creations—the good, the bad, and the deeply questionable—that had been fermenting on my hard drive and iCloud like some forgotten hoard of canned goods after a Cold War panic. Believe me, this initial flood will taper off soon enough, settling into a steady rhythm—a heartbeat so regular you’ll eventually stop noticing as I become part of the normal distribution of blogs muttering about the coming collapse.

Soon, I’ll just be another background signal, another half-heard whisper from the digital wasteland… but for now, forgive the deluge. It was a long time coming, and frankly, it’s been rotting in storage long enough.